Lackey, British Finger Museum – Stow On The Wold, Cotswolds

Job: Lackey, British Finger Museum
Artform: Digits
Paid?: No. Unpaid Lackey Position
Location: Wold (Stow-on-the)

After six long years of service, we have fatally bruised our current Lackey here at the British Finger Museum in Stow-on-the-Wold, so we’re looking for a new one.

The British Finger Museum is the only museum on mainland Great Britain solely dedicated to fingers. (That one in Jersey is thinly-veiled pornography.)

Visitors to the BFM are led down the Tunnel of Knuckles before being shown the BFM Hall of Fame, featuring colour photocopied pictures of some of the most famous fingers in history and culture. Literally no aspect of fingers is left unpoked by our challenging and at some points gruelling displays.

NEW FOR 2010! “HITLER’S FINGER: Pushing the Allies’ Buttons” exhibit, on loan from the Dusseldorf Medical Institute. Featuring a plaster-cast of what could possibly be Hitler’s actual finger, and a genuine Nazi button!

Our prospective Lackey must be short. They must be able to weave round the Finger Forest with ease whilst bringing us drinks. They must be hardy. Anyone with heart complaints instantly rejected. Love of fingers and finger-related exhibits a distinct advantage, as is living in or near Stow-On-The-Wold.

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